Huh? Sure didn't look like much...
Then I saw the price. $107.99 BEFORE shipping?! Yikes! Could it really be that good? My friend swore emphatically: Yes. Yes it could.
My darling husband-who-spoils-me-rotten didn't even bat an eye when I mentioned it to him. Whaddayaknow, 3 days later I got a nice little heavy package in the mail (tip: shop around, you can find them quite a bit cheaper than the original price I found).
Now my friend Emme likes this toy for many, many reasons, but ranking right up there is her ability to use this ergonomically-designed dildo on herself to produce gushing orgasms. In fact, she says it's the only toy she owns that makes her ejaculate. I can squirt, and reliably, but never with a toy that I am wielding by myself. Now hubby can play me like a Stradivarius, but on those lonely nights when he is working, I've been relegated to inferior orgasms (sorry Hitachi Magic Wand, I wouldn't trade you for anything, but sometimes a girl just needs more).
Opening the gorgeous wood box I had to take a moment to just look. Nestled in a custom-molded cradle lined with fuschia satin was an unassuming but beautiful instrument:
Pretty, yes, but it didn't really look all that kinky. I sort of wondered if it could really do all she said it could; the curve was just modest and it was smooth as a baby's butt. No texture, no batteries. Still, its 10" length and those knobs on either end seemed like they could promise a good time.
I gently lifted my new friend from its box, and was immediately surprised at the heft. It's supposed to weigh in at 24 oz. (which, if my high school math hasn't failed me, is a pound and a half). Kinky urban legend has this baby weighing in as high as three pounds (!), and I can see where people might think it weighs more. This just isn't the sort of weight that most of us are used to associating with a sex toy.
That night, hubby used it on me for the first time. Here's where I must digress a little:
I don't know how many of you ladies are able to ejaculate, but if you haven't ever had a squirting orgasm, try this: pay attention after your next orgasm, especially if it's after some steady internal stimulation. Do you develop a sort of "heaviness" or faint aching in your lower abdomen in this situation? I do, and it wasn't something I ever gave a second thought to, until my new husband was able to make me squirt. Fortunately for me he is quite a bit better endowed than my former partner (although not freakishly huge), and infinitely more patient and skilled. My first ejaculation took us both by surprise because we weren't really trying for that. I had despaired of ever finding my g-spot, even wondering if it might be a myth, and had certainly never DREAMED I could squirt! This newfound ability opened up a whole new world of sexual satisfaction for both of us. Oftentimes now, I can feel that achy buildup of fluid, and I will beg him to make me squirt. Once I release that way, I feel completely, utterly satisfied.
But back to the njoy... female ejaculation could be a whole other blog post! My point is, if you have ever felt that achy heaviness after sex, even after an orgasm... even after a g-spot orgasm (not all g-spot orgasms are accompanied by ejaculation), then maybe the Pure Wand is the tool that can help take you to that next level. When hubby used it on me that night, oh my. Something in the cosmos aligned.
First off - the thing was COLD. Some of you may not think that sounds appealing, and that's okay! A fabulous aspect of the Pure Wand is its versatility. If you don't like it cold, then run it under warm water before you use it. Or wrap it in a heating pad. If you like it REALLY cold, throw it in the fridge!
I don't think I'd recommend the freezer with this particular toy, though:
Not even on a Triple-Dog Dare.
Come to think of it, I'd probably avoid the microwave as well.
From my own experience, if used at room temp (which feels cold), your body heat will warm it up pretty quick. For me the initial temperature contrast is a real turn-on.
Hubby started nice and slow with the smaller end, which is 1" in diameter. From MY end of things, I wasn't really sure which side he was using... it just felt niiiiiiice. It went right to my g-spot like a heat-seeking missile, and his slow strokes had me close in no time. He could tell I was on the edge... and withdrew. TEASE!
Next thing I knew the big end (1 1/2") was pushing to get in. Oh baby, the feeling of it going in was amazing. Push... stretch... and finally, POP! Even more erotic was that while I could feel that big heavy ball doing its job inside, the shaft isn't big at all so I couldn't feel much/any stretch at my opening. THAT, my friends, was kinky! It was like there was an alien inside me or something (insert your own fantasy ~ {here} ~).
Besides precisely "milking" my g-spot (like a prostate), the feel of that big, heavy ball pushing from the inside and straining against my vaginal opening with each almost outstroke was unbelievable. I gushed within about 5 strokes.
SOLD!!! And worth every damn penny.
Just to make sure this amazing experience wasn't due mostly to operator expertise, I tried it on myself a few nights later when Hubby had to work... I had my first self-inflicted female ejaculation. Yep - it's a great tool. Many thanks to my hot friend Emme for the advice!
I've thought a lot about my Pure Wand since our first encounter, specifically how to justify its price tag to those who might not yet be convinced. I've come up with a little list:
1. It's versatile. Hot, cold, vaginal, anal, you could even use it for sensation play on nipples and other erogenous zones. Pair it with the Hitachi Magic Wand to send those amazing vibrations deep... mmmmmm.
2. It's pretty... you could even display it on your mantle! Or put a lampshade on it and tell your friends its a Major Award.
3. It's a real multi-tasker. A convertible pervertible. Alternate (non-sexual) uses I have come up with include: back massager, meat tenderizer, paperweight, plumb-bob, hammer, and bedside impromptu weapon (like brass knuckles or a shillelagh) for the unlikely event of a break-in. With a little imagination I am sure you can come up with many more uses for this little gem!
4. It's no-maintenance: easy to clean and so durable it will probably outlive me.
Which leads me to #5:
5. It's an heirloom piece. You can pass it to your kids or grandkids and they will remember you, very fondly, forever.
Now go out and get one. Who could ask for more?
